About Me

My name is Andrea Schwartz and I’m a comedy writer. When I was eight I wrote a story about promiscuous dragons. (You’re welcome for the writing prompt, George R.R. Martin.)

Since then I’ve written TV scripts, feature screenplays, short stories, and satirical news articles. I placed as a semi-finalist at the Austin Film Festival, finalist for TV Writer’s People’s Pilot, and a quarter-finalist for NBC’s Late Night Writers’ Workshop. You can find some of my writing over at Reductress.

I’m currently working on my first novel, and I hope to share my journey with you. Yes, you, dear reader.

When I’m not writing for little to no money, I work in TV production. And yes, I have met [insert celebrity] and [insert gender] is [insert adjective].